Army of Flunkies

Trig Palin, defacto mercenary for Blackwater in 2020.

Seems as if new oral fixation as of late is the rent-a-army unit hitherto-be known as Blackwater. They are essentially the world's largest private parts army.

These heavily armed low rent-a-louts couldn't fight their way out of a Chinese made plastic bag. Fighting two wars for over 8 years with nary anything to show for it, whilst our economy here in US collapses.

You would have thought they could have captured Osama Bin Laden or at least hired some queer flame-throwers to burn the opium poppy fields into oblivion to cut off Al-Qaedaa funding.

Makes you wonder when the State Department is going to send in this army of flunkies into Mexico.

Meanwhile at the State Dept, Hillary is on an encrypted Blackberry (made in China) as I write, begging the Shadow Secretary Dick Cheney to speed dial Eric Prince to convince the Prince of Virginia to send in team Neanderthal to Mexico to fight a drug war waged since the Tricky Dick Nixon Admin spectacular.

This as the uber powerful Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao listens into the bugged Blackberry, silently farts in disbelief and giggles with glee as Paper Tiger Prophecy is fulfilled.